Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
lol yo. girls on tumblr are FUNNY!
"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"
hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.
On Wednesdays we work out ;) #ijusthadto #toofunny #onwednesdayswewearpink #meangirls
Elizabeth Banks has an interesting nickname for Katniss and Peeta.
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
Tough times don’t last—tough people do. #SpartanTough #race