"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the one's who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, then take it. If it changes your life, then let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just said it'd be worth it. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything, and have no regrets."

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.


plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 


#Haters are my #motivators :)

#Haters are my #motivators :)


chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back

kingsleyyy:

No lunch for me today.

I’m on a new diet called “I have five dollars until Friday.”


karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.


whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious


gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 


A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child . 

whitetiger9:

Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.


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